Not Terrorism

Phew!

. . . Federal investigators said two F-16 fighter jets were scrambled from Houston as a precaution, but were returned after initial details showed no terrorist connection to the crash.

“At this time, we have no reason to believe there is a nexus to terrorist activity. We continue to gather more information, and are aware there is additional information about the pilot’s history,” the U.S. Department of Homeland Security said in a statement. . . .

Good job guys. Keep the homeland free. Nothing to see here.



Clearly just a mentally disturbed individual. After all, he left no indication that he had some sort of political grievance.

So, no further investigation will be required into the shadowy association he may have been a member of. We won't need to detain hundreds of his sympathizers, and we won't have to make the agonizing, though ultimately necessary decision to torture them.

Nothing more to see here.

But wait! He does have sympathizers!

The pilot of that plane attacked a terrorist organization known by the initials "IRS".

Our federal government has become "organized crime with a flag on the wall" and the IRS is the government's "bag man". . .

. . . It's a bloody shame this had to happen, but when I heard on Limbaugh's program that the target of that plane was the building where the IRS was HQ'd in Austin I was not the least bit surprised.

First of all, let us all join hands to repudiate this notion that a man would kill himself for the sake of avenging some material complaint against the group he attacked. After all, we're not talking about some oppressed kid from the ghettoes of Brooklyn. We're talking about a software startup entrepeneur, with his own house and a private plane!

But . . . who is this "Lim-bah" she speaks of? What is his role in inspiring likeminded individuals to these martyrdom operations? Does he hate our way of life? But of course he doesn't!

After all, it's not like the guy's a Muslim or something.